April 15, 2009

series of uneasy events

Sunday

Me : Ye encik, sila duduk.

En. Patient : Duk sini? (while pointing at a stool next to a desk in front of me)

Me : Eh eh bukan bukan, duk sini. (while pointing with welcoming gesture to a dental chair next to me)

En. Patient : Eh tapi saya bukan nak cabut gigi doktor. Saya takmo cabut!

Me : Hmm..OK, boley, tapi encik duk kusi ni la senang saya nak check. (with a half-smile)

* I get that a lot - Patients who come in with zero intention of having tooth extraction thought that THAT dental chair next to me is only and only for those who request dental extractions! ..funneh hah?.. So they, who requests dental restorations et cetera need not seat on THAT chair! LOL

En. Patient : (seated on the dental chair next to me) Gini doktor, saya ada masalah problem..

* Masalah problem??!! This is why i love my job! haha.. I get to meet all sorts of people, and by all sorts, i mean all sorts! This particular patient was thoughtful to translate masalah in english for me, just in case i dont get him :)

Me : Ooo masalah mende tu encik?

En. Patient : Masalah ni, gigi saya ni, memang masalah problem la doktor, saya dokleh tido!

* Now i think that when this patient mention masalah, it means minor problem and if he says masalah problem, it should mean major trouble!! LOL

Monday

I went to my ol' secondary school for their career day. My boss agreed to participate after receiving their official letter of invitation. The letter mentioned any dental officer can be a representative for my field and my boss chose me, so there i was!

Cikgu X : Eh, Ilyani ke?! (muka mmg surprised gile!!) Mende doh diorang panggil awak, saya lupe lah..

Me : Assalamualaikum cikgu. Ooo diorang panggil Yaya... hehe (senyum kambing - whatever that means)

Cikgu X : Wa'alaikummussalam. Awak dok beruboh pun, saya bole cam lagi awak! Kawin dok lagi?

* It is truly a challenge for me to answer this question now since i am not anymore..hahaha.. I can straight away tell the exact thing, its not a big deal, but knowing this cikgu X, she wont let me go that easy! hahaha

Me : Oh, saya ada anak doh sorang cikgu..hehe (senyum kambing again!)

Cikgu X : Hoh doh molek la.. (while patting on my back)..Cikgu dok sangka starang awak jadi doktor! Doh tadok dlm kelas sokmo, ye dok?! kah kah kah (she actually did laugh her tongue out!)

*Hmm what was that suppose to mean?! Well, i totally agree lah, theres lotsa my friends from secondary school that are in the same boat with cikgu X pun! What can i say, i was kinda a ...kinda a what eh?? Hmmm... kinda a ...still can get the right word lah! hahahah

Tuesday (today)

Me : Shit!!

Quick shower, put on my clothes, put on my hijab, grabbed my cellphone, handbag and keys and rushed to the car! To the clinic in a jiffy!! LOL

Me : Assalamualaikum, selamat pagi! (senyum semewet and bangga for reaching on time!)

Punched in.

Nan (My Dental Surgeon Assistant) : Doktor! Doktor sedar dok?

Me : Haaa? (muka kurang senang!) Bakpe Nan?

Nan : Doktor paka selipar sape tuuu? Selipar ayah doktor saboh!

Me : Haaa??!!!!

* I was wearing my dad's capal!!!!

12 comments:

yellowrose said...

pkai capal!lawaknye!!!what a day~

zla said...

yaya, its me zila. sape gok cikgu X tuh?

Mrs.R @ Emi said...

hahahhahahha..suka sampai nok golek rasa baca entry ni...
kak yaya..cikgu X tu cikgu mana eh?
kasik aa klu sket..hihi...

neeza said...

hehehe..sengih sorang saya baca blog dr yaya pagi ni..rindunyer ke tranungg.. =D

Fynnaz said...

Hahahaha. You're so funny! Meaning u drive pakai selipar tu jelah yer. Still tak pasan hehehe.

zailamohamad said...

betol..betol..kelakarnyer..tersenyum sorang2 zaila bila baca ni..

yaya othman said...

hahah cikgu X biarlah rahsia! kehkehkeh
aiseh cikgu nih mmg do puas ati dr dulu lg rasenye nih! LOL *kidding*

Yes u ols, i wore a pair of capal yesterday to work! Nak cepat punye psl!

Pinkwatch said...

yaya.. dak pe.. me too sokmo dapat soalan yang sama.. kadang2 terus terang je ngan diorg.. surprisingly, ramai yang simpati.. tatau la ikhlas ke tak.. tp dari segi nada suara tu dengar betul2 simpati.. hehehehehe..

chin up! cheer always!

Bubbly BuBu said...

ehh yaya balik skoloh SS ke? ada career day ke le ning? wei kalu ye..banyok nye perkembangang skoloh kita..

Tika said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...LAWAK SIAK.....aku ketawa kuat giler kat klinik lokem ni...sume tgk...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:: vErde+hAzizi :: said...

aiyooooooooooo...
nie mesti case mamai pagie pagie nieeeeee...hahahahhaha...
lawak la u...

eh btw, jadi tak turun kl???? buzz me k if jadi

tahir said...

hahahah.

'masalah problem'
don't know how am i going to keep a straight face if i hear that.

i like this entry. bengong giler.
macam tengok movie.